Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.Some hour..

"We've shown that growth and development increase at different rates as temperatures warm. The consequences are that at warmer temperatures a species ..

"It's enough to make a grown woman cry." That expression only works when it refers to "grown men" and though that may seem tautological（赘述的） , th..

A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank. After a lot of thought, they all agree on..

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expens..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to..

"In consideration for the commanders' views, I shall not kill you. Give him one hundred strokes across the back!"Huang Gai was forced facedown to the ..

A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and ..

A little girl loved sucking her thumb very much... Even though she was now five years old, she hadn't stopped the bad habit.In an effort to break the ..

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.Immediately,..

A Halloween jokeWhat do witches eat at Halloween?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!A vampire jokeWhat's Dracula's car called?..

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says, "You are allowed ..

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, "I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off..

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, ..

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter an..

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says..

Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Red who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday n..